Animal Quotes Status SMS

→ When geese fly in a “V”, why is one side longer?
Because there are more geese on that side

→ Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work

→ What did the turkey say to the chicken?
Gobble gobble

→ Why do hens lay eggs?
If they dropped them, they’d break

→ Which side of the chicken has he most feathers?
The outside

→ Doctor, I can t stop behaving like a dog.
How long have you been acting this way?
Since I was a puppy!

→ Two snakes meet each other..
First snake:I hope I am not poisonous.
Second snake:Why?
First snake:Because I bit my lip!

→ Q : What do stylish frogs wear?
A : Jumpsuits!

→ Q : What did the frog order at McDonald’s?
A : French flies and a diet Croak

→ Q : How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?
A : Unhoppy

→ Q : What goes, 99-thump, 99-thump, 99-thump &
A : A centipede with a wooden leg

→ Q : What do you get from a pampered cow?
A : Spoiled milk.

→ What kind of work does a weak cat do?
A : Light mouse work

→ Q : How do you identify a bald eagle?
A : All his feathers are combed over to one side

→ How do you circumcise a whale?
A : You need at least four skin divers