April Fool Quotes Status SMS

→ A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!

→ This is MAGIC.
Press down 6times,
You can See your PHOTO
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Congrats! You are the First
April Fool of the year

→ A Day Will Come . . .

When The Whole World Will
CELEBRATE

Your NAME

Yur FAME

Your PERSONALITY

Your THOUGHTS

Your VIEWS

But Keep In Mind

April Fool Comes Once A Year

Congratulations

Its Ur Day ;->

→ This is not SMS, it’s just an April Fool Trick
Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank.
The next person to flush the toilet will be greeted
with an overwhelming amount of bubbles.

→ Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.

→ Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools

→ God made a daylight n is called Sun,
God made a entertatemaint n is called Fun,
God made a nightlight n is called Moon,
God made a U and is
called Cartoon…..;->

→ A Day Will Come Wen D Whole World Wil Celebrte
Ur Name,
Ur Fame,
Ur Thoughts,
Ur Ideas,
But U Hav 2 Wait For 11days
Till Ur Birthday ; April 1

→ Special people like you
will have special message like this.
“FOOLS ARE NOT MADE THEY ARE READYMADE”

→ If u save this msg, it means I’m cute. If u edit this, I’m still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i’m cute & if u erase
this, u r jealous of me coz i’m cute!

→ Today if anyone praises you
for your beauty, nature, style and attitude
kick them
How dare they fool you before APRIL 1st?

→ If you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If u find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions.

→ Close your eyes I have a gift for you
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Oh you didn’t close your eyes!!!!!

→ This is a New SMS, That is not available in Market yet.
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I told you not available in market,
then how it comes on mobile? lol:

→ When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, “damn I am really so cute”. U will overcome your sadness. But don’t make this a habit.
Coz liars go to hell.

→ Someone..
Misses You..
Needs You..
Worries About You
Lonely Without You
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO …

→ Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl… April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Foooooll

→ True love is like an pillow, u can hug when you are in trouble, you can cry when you are in pain & u can embrace when you are happy. So when u need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.

→ Today if anyone praises U 4 UR:
1.SMARTNESS
2.NATURE
3.STYLE
4.ATTITUTE
Kick them
how dare they
Can Fool U
before APRIL 1st….;->

→ I wnt u to b wit me in a nice restaurant 2 hav CandleLight Dinner & say thos 3 sweet word 2 u.Pay The Bill

→ All ways keep your LOVER’S photo in your purse.when ever you are in big trouble see the photo.you will feel that No other problem bigger than this…

→ When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness &
after if u pray &ur still in darkness
, pls pay ur
ELECTRICITY BILL

→ The time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars…
So, if u dont mind……

Can I sell you?

→ U will be a ROSE for all TREES
U will be a SMILE
for all FACES
U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS
&
U will be a BROHTER
for all CUTE GIRLS .

→ Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.

Its on 1st of April. Surprised?

Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.

→ Read each word reversely: A SUOMAF ROTCOD DLOT EM TAHT YLNO LATNEM STNEITAP EVAH EHT TNELAT OT DAER SMS NEVENEHW STI NETTIRW YLESREVER.

→ This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !… Now read it without the word cat.

→ Roses are Red
Sky is Blue
My Bitch is Pregnant
Thanks to You….

→ Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?

Open the zip!

Enter your hands in between your zip..

take out your…

book from your bag and study..

→ Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.

→ If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.

→ In your life, when you wake up & don’t see any one, then come to me, i’ll be there to hold ur hand & take you to the EYE SPECIALIST

→ Last night I Got a severe Head pain…
I went to the Doctor …
He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person…
” Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?”

→ Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know Whose???
Your Own Stupid!!!

→ I want to suck you… lick you… wanna move my tongue all over you…wanna feel you in my mouth…yep, tat’s how u…eat an ice cream.

→ U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS.

→ A – U r Attractive
B – U r the Best
C – U r Cute
D – U r Dear 2 Me
E – U r Excellent
F – U r Funny
G – U r Good-Looking
H – hehehe
I – I’m
J – JOKING

→ So Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see …….how Sweetly I LIE.

→ I want U to know that U are very important to me, It’s impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere…. DON’T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN…

→ SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO …

→ Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge…
Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..

→ When things go wrong

When sadness fills your heart

When tears flow in your eyes

→ Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.

→ You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!

Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

→ We’ve known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?

→ You are equal to sixty james bond!
How??
007 * 60 = 420

→ WARNING ! ! !

This is a VIRUS . . .

When you turn your phone off it WON’T WORK AGAIN

→ Hi,

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur’s Faithfully,

“HeArT aTtAcK”

→ U are a…

B. I. T. C. H.

Beautiful

Intelligent

Talented

Cute

Horny

r u smiling now?

*YOU BITCH*