Category Archives: April Fool SMS

U are a…

B. I. T. C. H.

Beautiful

Intelligent

Talented

Cute

Horny

r u smiling now?

*YOU BITCH*

Hi,

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur’s Faithfully,

“HeArT aTtAcK”

WARNING ! ! !

This is a VIRUS . . .

When you turn your phone off it WON’T WORK AGAIN

You are equal to sixty james bond!
How??
007 * 60 = 420

We’ve known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!

Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.

When things go wrong

When sadness fills your heart

When tears flow in your eyes

Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge…
Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..

SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO …