Category Archives: Computer SMS

Computers, huh? I’ve heard it all boils down to just a bunch of ones and zeroes…. I don’t know how that enables me to see naked women, but however it works, God bless you guys.

A graphic representation of data abstracted from the banks of every computer in the human system. Unthinkable complexity. Lines of light ranged in the nonspace of the mind, clusters and constellations of data. Like city lights, receding.

Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.

Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don’t let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.

To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into committees. That’ll do them in.

A computer does not substitute for judgment any more than a pencil substitutes for literacy. But writing without a pencil is no particular advantage.

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

IT guy – (Asks worker) What do you have?
Daily Wage Construction Worker – …….stays * quite*
IT guy – I have Money, Name, Stock Options What do
you have?
Daily Wage Construction Worker – (Softly) I have work.