Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
Your teeth are so yellow, ican’t believe it’s not butter!!!
Group of sheep in field, one says i dont feel well. The others reply shut the fuck up your get us all shot.
Mary had 2 little lambs their names were Jack and Gypsy. One day they got foot and mouth and now they’re black andcrispy.
This time im sure about wat i feel & im gonna say it
i love y
i love yo
i love young girls with Shaven Pussys!
Pleas turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry
what did the blondes womens left leg say to the blonde womens right leg? don’t know they never met!
This is your mobile operator and we just found out you are too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it . Thank you
What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?
Some traffic signs say stop
mary had a little lamb,its name was little ralph,its burnin in a field right nowcos its got foot and mouth