Category Archives: Funny SMS Messages


Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching………still searching……get a good grip of your mobile….still searching…….no brains found.


Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don’t care, me don’t cry, me just happy that a cow can’t fly!!


BEEB! Send this message to 5 of your friends and you will have unbelieveble sex tonight! If you break this chain, you’ll never have multiple orgasm again!

Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette migh be their last.

Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!

At this moment i have a déjà vu and a loss of memory at the same time. I thin I have forgotten this before.

Are these your eyes, I found them between my brests!

A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.

20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand