Category Archives: Funny SMS Phrases

He’s got a head balder than a baby’s arse.

He’s sweating more than a Dog in a restaurant

She’s been engaged more times than a telephone switchboard!

She’s been up and down more times than a whore’s drawers

He’s that useless he couldn’t organise a piss up in a brewery

About as useful as a Condom vending machine in the Vatican.

She’s angrier than a Bear with a sore head

As much use as a one legged man at an arse kicking competition