How do you circumcise a whale?
A : You need at least four skin divers
Q : How do you identify a bald eagle?
A : All his feathers are combed over to one side
What kind of work does a weak cat do?
A : Light mouse work
Q : What do you get from a pampered cow?
A : Spoiled milk.
Q : What goes, 99-thump, 99-thump, 99-thump &
A : A centipede with a wooden leg
Q : How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?
A : Unhoppy
Q : What did the frog order at McDonald’s?
A : French flies and a diet Croak
Q : What do stylish frogs wear?
A : Jumpsuits!
Two snakes meet each other..
First snake:I hope I am not poisonous.
First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Doctor, I can t stop behaving like a dog.
How long have you been acting this way?
Since I was a puppy!