Category Archives: Funny SMS

How do you circumcise a whale?
A : You need at least four skin divers

Q : How do you identify a bald eagle?
A : All his feathers are combed over to one side

What kind of work does a weak cat do?
A : Light mouse work

Q : What do you get from a pampered cow?
A : Spoiled milk.

Q : What goes, 99-thump, 99-thump, 99-thump &
A : A centipede with a wooden leg

Q : How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?
A : Unhoppy

Q : What did the frog order at McDonald’s?
A : French flies and a diet Croak

Q : What do stylish frogs wear?
A : Jumpsuits!

Two snakes meet each other..
First snake:I hope I am not poisonous.
Second snake:Why?
First snake:Because I bit my lip!

Doctor, I can t stop behaving like a dog.
How long have you been acting this way?
Since I was a puppy!