Category Archives: Pick Up Lines

Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain’t 3.5 inches and it sure ain’t floppy.

Please help the homeless. Take me home with you…


Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac’s.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put you between F and CK

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.


I’m trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I’m allergic to sex.

I’m bigger and better than the Titanic … only 200 woman went down on the Titanic