→ What do you think,
why I sms you?
Is it because I care you
I miss you?
I like you?
I need you?
I’ve to utilize free sms package.
→ I used to think that dreams do not come true, but this quickly changed the moment I laid my eyes on you.
→ U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words…
→ If love & friendship could be brought or sold as if they were Stocks & Shares those wise enough to invest in you SEXY would all be millionaires!!!
→ A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss isn’t a kiss without the tongue, so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise
→ A B C D E F G H
I J K L M N O P
Q R S T U V W X
1 missing in above
why are you reading again?
shame on you…!
In ABCD where comes 1.
→ If you say my eyes are beautiful it’s because they’re looking at you, for my eyes are just the windows my feelings come through.
→ Open with Love…
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
→ I think;
I should tell you
what people are saying behind your back
→ Walk with me when ur hearts needs company, take my hand when u feel all alone, turn to me when u need some1 to lean on, coz I’m the one u can always depend on!
→ Everybody wants
But why always ME, ME and ME..???
→ Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It’s b’coz…
I need a person for just time pass
→ BEAUTY TIP:
If you want to protect your face
from dust, sunrise and other such things,
then apply Master Paints exterior emulsion
with 7 years guarantee!
→ Best way to purpose a girl.
Take her to sea,
Say her to sit in a boat.
Then take the boat in the middle of sea.
Then say Marry Me
Leave My Boat.
→ Three types to break mirror:
1. Throw stone on mirror.
2. Take mirror and just drop it.
3. You just go and stand before the mirror and smile.
→ Think Big,
It’s too long for you.
So, in short ” Just Think About Me”.
→ It’s a test to check your capability of Mathematics
But you have 2 read this msg for only once…….
R u ready??
Here We Go….
How many Times Did u Press The Button
→ Hi, How are you…?
Are you free tomorrow..?
Can you come to me..?
Because tomorrow we are opening new
admission free, special offer for you.
→ When u feel lonely
and alone & cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me I’ll take u to an eye specialist!
→ Think Big,
It’s too long for you.
So, in short ” Just Think About Me”.
→ In the morning I do not eat
because I think of you,
at noon I do not eat
because I think of you,
in the evening I do not eat
because I think of you,
at night I do not sleep
because I am hungry
→ whenever u feel sadness in your HEART,
blackness in your EYES,
paleness on your FACE,
fragrance in your body, it shows u are suffering lack of vitamin “ME”.
→ Today, tomorrow and forever
there will be one heart
that would always beat for you.
You know whose?
Hey, your own stupid.
→ Puppy dog asked to mummy dog: Mummy who is my Father.Mummy: Baby, keep silence, don’t disturb your Father, he is reading this SMS now.
→ I want to touch you all over again n again.
through my heart and feeling
→ Today is International Handsome Boys
and Beautiful Girls day!
So send this message to someone
who looks smart and cute…
Be true.. Don’t cheat like me
→ Whatever high the sky may be…..
Whatever wide the River may be….
Whatever green a tree may be…..
IT’S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!!!!!
→ A – U r Attractive
B – U r the Best
C – U r Cute
D – U r Dear 2 Me
E – U r Excellent
F – U r Funny
G – U r Good-Looking
H – hehehe
I – I’m
J – JOKING
→ Please pray for me,
my condition is very serious.
I am getting day by day
M0re good l0oking
L0vely and smart
and there is no cure of it
→ Never ever reject any girls in your life..!
A good girls gives you happiness.
Bad girls gives you experience!
→ From Monday to Sunday,
From January To December,
From birth till my death,
my feelings for you have never changed.
For me, you’ve always been……….. a headache !
→ 2days weather 4cast: it wud b cloudy if u frown, rainy if u cry, clear if ur happy, sunny if u smile & stormy if u sing!
→ difference between good girls
and very good girls.
Good girls open few buttons
when environment is hot.
Very good girls open all buttons
to make environment hot
→ Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.They wanted to trouble
good people… I suggested ur name.They said Oh!!!No we cant disturb our Boss…
→ Let us live!!!
Let us love!!!
Let us share
the deepest secrets of our souls!!!
→ This my most beautiful SMS for you
If you read you owe me a HUG,
If you delete you Owe me a kiss,
If you save you owe me a DATE,
If you return text message to me,
You OWE me All,
But if you ignore,
You are MINe!
So wat will You do?
→ Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u –
it’s really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp
…. I’m playing cards and we’ve misplaced the JOKER
→ Today night I would like to
kiss you and bite you strongly.
Do you accept this waiting for your permission
yours lovingly Mosquito
→ Nice Kiss is on Head.
Sweet Kiss is on Cheeks.
Passionate Kiss is on Lips.
Romantic Kiss is on Neck
Seriously Hottest Kiss is on “IRON”
Try it now. Mmmmuah
→ Life is pretty much unpredictable. I may not live long enough but I won’t miss out letting you know that life is worth living with someone like you around.
→ I know you think I’m cute,
I know you think I’m gorgeous,
but like the other guys
take a number and wait in line!!
→ A smile is the best lighting system of the face, the best cooling system of the head, and the best warming system of the heart. Keep smiling! =)
→ Always remember:
When a girl cancels a date
it is because She “Has To”
When a boy cancels a date
it si becasuse He “Has Two”
→ Love is an illusion!
Its a highly dependency disorder
of weak hearted people.
People with strong hearts
believe in FLIRTING :p
→ 1+1=2 eyes look at u…
12+12=24 hours thinking about u…
3+4=7 days in week missing u…
1+11=12 months I always need A SWEET PERSON like U
I want to say a word to u !!
That starts with u
and ends on u
that truly defines u
that word is
→ I believe that God above created you for me to love. He picked me
out from all the rest because he knew I”d love you the best!
→ One who somes, has a SMOKY heart,
One who drinks, has an ALCOHOLIC heart…
So dear U must STOP eating SWEETS…
as u r already a SWEETEHART!**
→ Boy1: Meet my wife Tina
Boy2: Oh! I know her
Boy2: We were caught sleeping together.
Boy1: What the hell!
Boy2: 10 years ago, during lecture in Maths class
→ If I could be any part of you, I’d be your tear. To be conceived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
→ I think you are very careless!
Yo come & leave things behind!
See now what u have left?
You just came in my mind and left a smile on my face.
→ The length & breadth & height of you,
total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you,
I”ll have to take a bite of you.
→ New style of proposing a girl.. “i hv spent many sleepless nights in ur Luv n i dont want my son 2 do d same 4 your daughter so lets mk them brother n sister.
→ I wrote your name on sand
it got washed.
I wrote your name in air,
it was blown away. then
I wrote your name on my heart
& i got Heart Attack.
→ I think you are very careless! U come & leave things behind! See now what u have left? U just came in my mind and left a smile on my face.
→ Government imposing new taxes.
But you don”t worry,
flirting is still free
→ U luk sweet when u read my message. U luk sweeter when u read my message & smile. U luk sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply. So, try to look sweetest.
→ Loading the Babe meter…..
You are a 100%
Gorgeous Babe XXX!
→ As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can’t wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u’ll see that it’s true,
Day & night my thoughts r of U.
→ Man asked to his wife:
Where do you want to go for our anniversary?
She said: Some where I have never been!
Man said: How about the kitchen?
→ I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead.
→ Having a good laugh with a friend like you stimulates endorphins,the brain’s natural painkillers.
So, if you need to laugh and you can’t find a friend like yourself, I can lend you my mirror.
→ Even if I had 1 wish… I wouldn’t wish for u to love me, coz I don’t want your love to come from a wish… but straight from your heart.
→ Life is pretty much unpredictable.
I may not live long enough but
I won’t miss out letting you know
That life is worth living with someone like you around.
→ Patient to dotor:
You’ve appointed nice nurse.
She take good care of patients.
doctor: Yes I heard,
When she slapped you.
→ Those who can’t have u hate u, those who have u can’t handle u, those who abuse u lose u, & then there are those like me who just can’t refuse u!
→ L ======
L= loss of money.
o= out of mind.
v= vaste of time.
e= end of life.
So don’t LOVE.
Only pass your time.
→ I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
→ Advise of a dentist
Treat your girlfriend
like a tooth brush.
Don’t let anybody else use it
Changed it every 3 months.
→ Long ago, Men who sacrificed their
love, youth, parents, identity,
laughter and their happines
were called SAINTS!
Now they are called HUSBANDS!
→ Too many stars in the sky, too many tears that have left my eyes. Too many girls out in the blue, but they are nothing compared to you!
→ Never ask for hug,
Just take it.
Never ask do you love me,
Just say I love you.
Never say I can’t live without you,
Just say I live for you.
You have been trained.
Now go and flirt
→ U may b out of my sight but not out of my heart. U may b out of my reach but not out of my mind. I don’t know what I mean 2 u, but u’ll always be special 2 me.
→ Cheap attitude of girls.
When a boy sends dirty sms.
She laughs for 10 minutes.
Forward that sms to her friends.
Then replies the boy
“I don’t like these kind of sms ok”
→ All I wanted was sumone 2 care 4 me. All I wanted was sumone who’d b there 4 me. All I ever wanted was sumone who’d b true. All I ever wanted was sum1 like u.
→ Arguing with girls, wife or ladies is like
wrestling with a Pig in mud.
After sometime you realise that you are getting dirty
& the pig is enjoying !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
→ Touch my heart & u’ll feel,
Listen to my heart & u’ll hear,
Look into my heart & u’ll see,
That u’ll always be a special part of me.
→ Flirting is the only job in the world,
that boys never include in their CV.
Despite having years of experiences
and number of references….:P
→ Don’t send any messages, I don’t want to see you, hear your voice, think of you, coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away from Sweets.
→ A girl to doctor: when I smoke cigarette,
I feel very uncomfortable,
On first puff, I put off my shoes.
On second, my socks.
On third, my shirt.
Doctor: take this cigarette and tell me in detail.
→ Hello!! What’s wrong with your mobile?
Tried so many times but Every time I call it says: The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart!
→ Failure is not when…..
Your girlfriend leaves you….
Its when you don’t try for her sister….!
→ Only the open heart receives love, only the open mind receives wisdom, only the open hand receives gifts and only the cute persons receive SMS from me!
→ I want u …
To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner…. &
to say those sweet three words to U….
“Pay The Bill”
→ Hey, I just got your blood test report. U have been tested HIV positive. Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins. No Wonder!
→ AM I CUTE? TEST
call, if i m cute
miss call, if i m gorgeous
Text back if i m pretty
Text a joke if i m charming
Just ignore if u r jealous
→ I don’t care how many lips u hv kissed, how many shoulders u have embraced & how many times u’ve said, I luv u! All I care is not b the first but 2 b ur last!
→ Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again
→ Without ur SMS days are like: Moanday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, Shattereday & Sadday. So send me SMS everyday.
→ Why do girls look beautiful?
is it real or due to make up?
Girls look beautiful because
boys have good IMAGINATION
→ If all the girls lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be?
→ Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny, well…Enough about ME! How about you?
→ If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put U and I together.
→ What is live ? Live is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.
→ Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ?
→ Love is Sweet, Love is sad, but with me in bed Love is the best thing you ever had.
→ You got the style. You got the intelligence and you sure got the body!
→ Are you a mum? I am not a dad! Maybe you could help me with that!
→ It is deaf and it wants to have sex with you…………………. What do you say?
→ Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less … in my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds !
→ You are just like a Bounty … a piece of paradise on earth!
→ You’re eyes are soft en tender,as sweet as they can be.There’s one thing you must remember, you are the one for me!!!
→ There are so many people in the world but in my world there’s only one and that’s you!!!
→ I want to share everything with you, your sadness, your happy moments, every single second of the day.
→ Do your feet never hurt ???? … You are wondering around my thoughts all day long….
→ Love is in the air… shit if only I had a plane right now …
→ When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don’t wonder why,just make a wish. Trust me it will come true,’cause I did it and I found you.
→ I do not think much, I do not think often, but when I do think, I think of you
→ I love all the stars in the sky, but they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes!
→ You can fall from a mountain,you can fall from a tree,but the best way to fall,is to fall in love with me.
→ If flowers were dreams that would last for ever, I would pick the most beautiful ones to send to you
→ Be smart, be clever, put me in your heart, 4-ever.
→ Don’t listen to your mind. Listen always to your heart!
→ If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS
→ If I had a penny every time I thought of you, I’d still miss you,but at least I would be rich!
→ Passion running trough my veins, trembling, waiting, reason is fading. Overpowering desire sets my skin on fire!
→ Somewhere, someone dreams of your smile and finds your presence in life so worth while. So when you are lonely, remember it’s true that someone, somewhere, is thinking of you.
→ Can you see me? no? Turn around, can you see me now? no? Turn again, can you see me now? I can see you because you have a special place in my heart!
→ If I was a fly, I would fly to you now… but I’m not so I need to stay home and cry!
→ Since I met you people are wonders and live is a big party…
→ What ever you say, what ever you do, I will always love you
→ If loving you is wrong,then I don’t wanna be right.My love for you is strong and brighter than any light.The way we must go is long,but we’ll win every fight.
→ At night I cannot sleep and during the day I dream of you…
→ Life is much brighter with you around !
→ Don’t let your mind rule over your heart.
→ You can fall from a mountain,you can fall from a tree … but the best way is to fall in love with ME
→ If you would see yourself the way I do, you would wish you where as beautiful as you …
→ Sometimes words are hard to find, to form that perfect line to let you know you’re always on my mind!
→ Even when it is rainy the sun is shining in your smile.
→ If a kiss on your lips tastes as sweat as a raindrop I want it to rain for ever …….
→ I will give you one kiss to go to sleep. I give you two kisses to dream. I give you an endless row of kisses to, when you wake up in the morning, think of me.
→ It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn’t really rain, the sky was crying because it lost his most beautifull angel…!
→ The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell !
→ Where ever you’re going, I’m going your way !
→ Are you free for the rest of your life?
→ If all the boys lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be ?
→ During maths I was thinking of you but I cannot calculate how much I love you!!
→ I am sending you to an island full of kisses on a sea of love!
→ Love is…looking whether he is looking, and when he does, certainly not looking back!!
→ Do you have a coin? I want to call your parents to thank them.
→ I wanted to put something incredibly beautiful, sweet, nice, sensitive, erotic and funny on you screen, but unfortunately I do not fit on it.
→ I cannot think of a good opening sentence, so will we just say good-bye ???
→ I know milk it does a body good, but DAMN how much have you been drinking?
→ If I could rewrite the alphabet I’d put U and I together!
→ Hello, I’m a thief and I’m here to steal your heart!
→ Your daddy must be a terrorist ‘cus you’re DA BOMB!
→ Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?
→ I must have been born under a lucky star, to find a friend as nice as you are, and I will follow the rainbow until the end, if you promise forever to be my friend!
→ Ferrari’s are red, Lambo’s are blue… but I am as happy in a mini with you.
→ Every man dreams of a beautiful woman, so do I … I dream of you.
→ If love is a crime, lock me up, i’m guilty baby
→ If God would have created something more beautiful than you he would have kept it to himself.
→ Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me .
→ In my dreams you’re mine, in my life you’re a dream.
→ Girls are like internet domain names… the ones I like are already taken.
→ Have you drilled the butterflies in your stomach gedresseerd? I haven’t!
→ I saw you at a distance but you never approached, but that what did never happen, never passes!
→ If love is blind, how will she find me ?
→ Never make love in the garden or in the fields…… For love might be blind but your neighbours not!
→ The less you open up to others, the more you will suffer.
→ Whenever I see your smiling face, I have to smile myself, because I like you, you’re my friend!!!
→ There is a clown in my heart. Small and very special, he can dance and jump, laugh and sing … are you sad and crying, you can borrow him.
→ I love the spring mornings, the afternoons in autumn, the winter evenings and the summer nights….but you I love more !
→ I would have answered your letter soonerb but you did not write me one.
→ I think i should tell you what people are saying behind your back.……. Nice Ass!!!!!!!
→ I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead
→ Luv is a sensation dat is caused by temptation.a boy puts his location in a girls destination.do u get my explanation or do u wanna demonstration?
→ I like your style- I like your class- but most of all i like your arse!
Do you like maths?if so add a bed subtract ur clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
→ I want triplets You want twins.Lets get in bed and see who wins!
→ Of all the babes ur my selection.please dont giv me a rejection.my teeth are clean for ur
Inspection so giv my mouth a tongue injection!
→ If your right leg was thanksgiving and Your left leg was Christmas could I meet U between the holidays?